I would never nick name my four year sir nakedness... just because he has to strip down EVERY time he has to use the toilet... that just couldn't be me..., nor would I ever post it publicly on my blog, he would be so embarrassed by that.
It could not be me who has a child that exclaimed isn't that a part of your rear end? When I told him he needed to put a colon after the Greeting in a business letter? No, not me, my kids would have far more class than that...
I would never broadcast on my blog that my son Caleb scored all 4 of his teams goals in yesterdays soccer game... that would rather boastful, don't you think?
I also would not still be so proud of him...even if they lost by 1 goal...:)
It couldn't be me who worked my in-laws like slaves on their vacation here this past weekend... I would never do that I would have everything neat and in order before their arrival.
I would never let my kids sleep in the same bed, like in above picture, where Anna is laughing because she is being smothered by her little brother who has been sound asleep for ahhh 30 minutes. I would never do that, just because it is so precious... I would rather have them all get optimum sleep every night.
It definitely wouldn't be me who made the kids all pool their Halloween treats from said grandparents above... just so I wouldn't find wrappers in their rooms or so I could have a piece myself when I want one.
I would never get a good hearty laugh when I stumbled upon my 4year old, who was supposed to be sleeping, sporting some of my "unmentionables" stuffed full with socks.
It has been kind of a busy week around here with lots of things we would never do:)